1. You can never have just one Das Boot.
2. When allowing others to pick out your birthday shot, you should probably have some pre-determined boundaries.
3. While at an after hours party, it is best to keep others from doing yoga shirtless in the middle of their living room.
4. Blackberry jam is amazing.
5. The friends that show up on a weekday night to drink and party just because it's your birthday are the best kind there are.
